pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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