those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
only if we run a train.
done.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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