everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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