WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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