Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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