physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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