On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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