Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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