covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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