Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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