did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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