ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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