He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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