You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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