the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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