What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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