nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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