I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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