Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
