But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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