I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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