I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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