After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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