In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what day is it and did you see me today?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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