Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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