We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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