Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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