STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
