Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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