I'm drive I can fine osifer
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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