Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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