Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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