they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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