Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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