I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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