repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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