Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am spending my child support on dildos
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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