evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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