Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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