I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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