the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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