I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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