Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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