Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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