i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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