So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My ass is underappreciated
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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