The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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