I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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