does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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