I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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