so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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