STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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