Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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