How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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