And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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