This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
