We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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