Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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